May 2012
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If masturbation was an olympic sport… I’d be a triathlete
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taffypulller replied to your post: There’s quite a common assessment people do when…
do you have a cow in your backyard to make the cereal with? do tell how you “make” cereal.
Saying milk comes from cows, just propagates the misconception that you need udders to make milk and is against trans-cow-farm-animals and I should say die-cis-milk-cow scum because you are supporting...
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There’s quite a common assessment people do when they enter the kitchen looking for food which involves evaluating how hungry they are, over time time taken to prepare food. In my case it usually ends up with making cereal.
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Eurovision
I haven’t watched it because I didn’t realise it was on, but I’d like to imagine that Greece turned up late and tore it’s own outfit so Germany had to stitch it up (and this kept happening) now the countries are awkwardly waiting to tell Greece to go home, whilst Russia’s Gazprom coffee is the only caffeine source so the other countries are being nice whilst secretly...
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I want to ship Morgan Freeman and Nelson Mandela
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I’ve added to my list of generic insults against girls; “you look like Peter Molyneux, but with more facial hair”
Because you don’t even have to know who Peter Molyneux is to feel offended by it.
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TMI.
[[MORE]]I’ve been really fucking turned on for about 5 hours, honestly I didn’t even know guys could have erections for 5 hours, but it’s too hot to masturbate, and I’d probably die…
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So it was the last day of school today, that involved no lessons but some bullshit assembly and generally jerking off over nostalgic things and acting extremely irrational about stuff which doesn’t matter in the slightest.
I never went in because I seriously cannot stand anyone there, and I’m fairly certain most the teachers and students don’t like me yet will be insincere...
My crutches are causing long term shoulder pain and weakening my hip, but I know that getting a cane just leaves me more exposed to the House comparison which I’m sick of.
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Apparently white people can’t be racially abused?
What the fuck. That’s so stupid, I live in an extremely ethnically diverse area and I have witnessed a lot of racial abuse to white people, how moronic is it to assume there isn’t or to create a scale gauging the severity of racial abuse by colour and not the content of abuse. That’s the same asinine backward logic of...
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I have a gay personal philosophy to never incentivise my happiness in future, so I never assume at any position/stage/point in life I’m working toward I’ll be happy.
That seems like the ‘American dream’ sort of idea that a lot of people seem to put on getting into careers and stuff but I guess if you can’t be happy where you are now, creating an image remains only...
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“sit the fuck down”
I don’t get that, maybe I spend too long on here with the moronic social justice and the probably equally moronic anti-social-justice but when someone makes a point telling them to ‘sit down’… Right.
It just seems to reinforce how morally superior dimwits assume they are when preaching on the internet about moral values and not having a...
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I went to the local confectionary/bakery shop to get donuts, and the guy serving me was named Noah, I asked him to give me two of every kind… The weird thing was he asked which film I was referencing…
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Maybe I’m being obnoxious here, but the amount of self-diagnosed kids on here, (all under the age of 12.999 may I add) are all seemingly using webMD as a check list for their diagnosis of asperger syndrome or depression is really annoying. Firstly I never look through the #depression tag because there’s nothing but negative reinforcement, but it’s utterly moronic how many kids...
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Name titles[[MORE]]I was searching the courses I’d like to study and realised that they all have titles, I think I’d probably try to remove them all as honestly I’m happy nameless/tagless/anonymous, I just found it amusing so felt I’d share it (If I chose to study everything I wanted);
Professor BVSc MbChB MPhys MMath [name here]
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3 weeks since I last abused medication or any substances..
Depressing post.
[[MORE]]I hate feeling depressed, but I’ll tell you this; especially for girls, as 90% of the people who follow me are female (for reasons I don’t fucking understand, I don’t even fucking give a fuck about anything like that or want to sound like a player, I don’t fucking understand my ‘audience’)…
Imagine how attractive you feel when you’re on your...
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[[MORE]] Crappy medical results
Terribly under performed on the test
Annoyed with the fucking chavs in my school who should have been put down at birth
Curled up in bed and will be until further notice.
Considering it's a stats exam I did this;
[[MORE]]B is the probability of bad medical results P(B) = 0.7
B’ is the probability of good medical results P(B’) = 0.3
In the right state of mind (E) the past paper marks I’ve got have a mean* of 68/70 but in the wrong state of mind (F) have averaged 50/70.
P(BnE) = 0.7 x 50/70 = 0.5
P(B’nF) = 0.3 x 68/70 = 0.291
P(BnE)u(B’nF) = 0.5 + 0.291 - (0.5x0.291) =...
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I’m worried because I need to get my medical results before an exam tomorrow.
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[[MORE]] I have 5 hours, 3x100mg painkillers incase of accidents, a broken RC car, an ARM chip (Which I’ve modded with a wifi stick and a retractable ‘trigger hand’), 2x1200KV motor units , a stripped down webcam and enough guides to build a RC wifi-controllable crossbow with a camera…
Which is what I intend to do.
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Emotionless. [[MORE]]
Frequently in science-fiction work we’re pretty much told assuringly that we’ll always have the edge over robots due to emotions. I refuse to see how.
Obviously I am going to be bias to the more mechanical side, however that’s because it is logical. Emotions aren’t truly important are they? Obviously I do have a few, and can experience them, however...
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Paranoia.
[[MORE]]I don’t know what set it off today but I am having an extremely strange day in terms of paranoia. Firstly, no word of a lie; the second I stepped out of the house the weirdest storms started, I can’t even explain what happened because no one else noticed it but the weather was that of a bad winter, yet it was happening in mid May…
So there was the strange weather that...
Anonymous asked: How can I make a good first impression on college professors?
I am committed to be late to registration and lessons at school, just so I can stand outside the exam hall at the start of every exam holding a randomly selected text book and annoyed the fuck out of the kids who decided not to revise until last minute.
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I don’t particularly get why the mohandasgandhi account is so popular on here, I think probably 1/8th of the posts on my dashboard are sourced from there and personally I can’t see why.
Maybe I’m too bitter to like my daily dose of news with overly patronising liberal commentary added to it, which honestly is always seems to be with the most annoying tone. Maybe I’m...
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[[MORE]] the lack of posts/replies to messages is brought to you by the AQA 300 page statistics book which has over 800 questions, which I started this morning, 3 questions left.
By the way, I’m not killing myself working; I have a perfectionist mentality of learning things to become fluent in it, to keep it permanently, to recall it 3 years later. I don’t think I’m special, I...
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I’m writing this post about social justice bloggers. It’s basically the last one I want to write regarding the depressing subject. Addressing their stupidity, hypocrisy and pretentiousness really doesn’t do anything so I think the only thing which would be interesting to address would be the out-comes. I’d probably need contributions to ideas for the post because so far all...
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I’m not advising anything, but there aren’t many things you can use for self-defence against people in the UK.
I’m not advising anything, but here’s a lighter which burns at 1300 degrees Celsius.
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In addition to Auxia’s rant about Felice Fawn.
The chances are; if you’re pretty, female, white and have a fuck load of free time, chances are you’ll get more than 1,000 followers. Although these are the types of people who follow because of what they find aesthetically appealing never for any deeper purpose.
With felice, as you’ll read and see here she moulded herself...
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[[MORE]]I really want to watch The Avengers, especially because I’ve been seeing it on my Dashboard for at least a fucking week, yet I can’t because revision.
It’s so gay, I can’t enjoy myself, but really I feel I wouldn’t enjoy it because I’m starting to get paranoid again, especially about zombies, I don’t think people understand that because I’m...
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Broken.
[[MORE]]I’m 18, I’ve been in chronic pain for more or less 10 years due to an accident I had when I was young. When I was 13, I started getting bullied, mainly for aesthetic reasons i.e. I’m ugly or I have a limp. Due to a mixture of uncaring parents and shit schooling it continued for about 2-3 academic years.
In that time, I lost all my confidence and slumped into a really...
All pain, no gain.
merelyaspectator:
I’m sick and tired of fighting my own body to do things. As if it wasn’t bad enough that most of the time I had to battle with my mind to do them, but now on top of that I have to be screwed up physically. I’m so frustrated right now because everything hurts and I can’t keep pushing through. I decided to back off of working out for a bit because that’s probably not helping...
Work update~
[[MORE]]I completed about 150 pages of biology today about an hour ago, I have another hour to begin getting 100% in the exam papers, so I’ll basically be awake until 5am tomorrow.
The good news is that after this I’ve completed my courses, I’ll redo all the past papers for everything to ensure I get 100% in each (except chemistry that’s at 79% average...
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[[MORE]]Sorry I haven’t replied to messages or anything I’ve gone so far into ‘zombie’ mode I’ve regressed to the point that my paranoia of real zombies is becoming transparent, here’s my schedule;
in 3 hours complete my physics text books
in 5 hours be achieving full marks in past papers (whilst doing them in half the set time)
in 6 hours go to bed before I...
auxia asked: Black and Gold!
Anonymous asked: pink
Anonymous asked: All of the colours!
theleahzeppelin asked: Lilac, Beige, and Purple.
Yellow: When you get older, where would you want to live?
Orange: Where do you want to be right now?
Lilac: What is your dream vacation?
Beige: What is your favorite dream?
White: Who was your first kiss?
Purple: Who was your last kiss?
Tangerine: Give a description of who you like.
Gray: Share a relationship story.
Green: Share a family story.
Gold: Share a story that makes you smile.
Black: Share something you did embarrassingly.
Blue: Are you still friends with the people you met in elementary school?
Magenta: What is something you barely tell anyone?
Red: What are your hobbies?
Violet: What college do you plan to attend?
Brown: Would you rather have a relationship or friend with benefit? Explain.
Peach: Who is your favorite teacher so far?
Pink: What is the meaning behind your url?
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Eurocentric idea of beauty
[[MORE]]The Eurocentric idea of beauty pisses me off and depresses me at the same time. Not because I’m a coloured person who doesn’t fit it therefore have a problem with it, but because without stereotyping massively there’s a huge pressure on girls to conform to this one image of beauty without there being any deviation from the idea being ugly.
Let’s review pretty much...
Complacent career student
[[MORE]]Who ever said Kanye West was stupid?
Anyway, today I couldn’t revise and physically couldn’t sit down to work and became over-stressed due to it. I basically got told by my mother that it’s the last few weeks so I should just work through it.
But I started wondering; is it really just a few weeks? I want to either go to Hopkins med school (5 years~) or stay here and...
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I’m bored and can’t revise so I drew a picture of Jesus ice-skating on a lake of ‘stem cells’ and white people dressed up as red-indians getting chased around by autistic people riding ponies whilst jacking off to Sherlock. I called the picture ‘Tumblr’s GPOY’.
[tmi]
[[MORE]]I accidentally hit myself in the dick last night, really hard and was sick, woke up this morning at 11am (extremely late) missed school, just been sick everywhere and need to go to the doctors.
Also again I received someones submission of their nudes… I think this is the third time this has happened, I appreciate it but I don’t really want it, in the kindest way possible...
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lloko replied to your post: I just want to state; that I predicted fucking…
there are people defending it? what the fuck?
Here’s a link to it I feel tempted to say Tumblr just went ‘full retard’ but it was just a matter of time I suppose.